Showing posts with label toxic waste. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toxic waste. Show all posts

Sunday, 14 July 2013

Day 195. The Bastille Boogerman


This man is so French that his nose is 600 times that of the normal human nose. Going by the alias "The Bastille Boogerman" this Parisian villain is extremely patriotic. He hates all other nations and will stop at nothing until he has sucked up all the "déchets toxiques" (what he calls non French people) through his gargantuan nostrils and disposes of them in his booger backpack, which grinds the bodies into dust. His right nostril doubles up as a bogey cannon.

Wednesday, 20 March 2013

Day 79. Degradafool


Far too often we hear the super hero story of a person falling into radio active toxic waste and becoming endowed with super powers. Well, lets just hope the story of Degradafool will deter any wannabe super hero from making the same mistake as him. For Degradafool wanted to be a hero so badly that he threw himself into a giant vat of toxic waste and, unfortunately for him, the bright yellowy-green sludge did not have the same effect as it did on all the comic book heroes that he looked up too. Immediately the toxicity began to eat away at his flesh and he became a twisted monster. He did not become the hero that he dreamt of, just a disfigured creature, the only positive side-effect... immortality. But what positive can be taken from that when all you know is pain? The world regarded him as a fool, and he decided quickly if he was going to forever live like this, then he was going to make everyone else's lives just as painful!

Wednesday, 20 February 2013

Day 50. Sludge


Sludge is a creature born out of radioactive waste. He has no control over his limbs and his body will change shape as it sees fit in order to survive. Although maddening he will often switch allegiancies depending on whats best for him. Often he is hunted down by mankind and so he is forced to fight against them... a villain out of necessity rather than choice.