Showing posts with label grind. Show all posts
Showing posts with label grind. Show all posts

Sunday, 28 July 2013

Day 209. Meat Soldat (Meat Soldier)


The Meat Soldat were a secret regiment within Nazi Germany's S.S. How were they kept secret? Quite simple really, if you encountered them, you would not live to tell the tale. They were more machine then flesh, parts of their bodies replaced with technology as Hitler tried to create the perfect soldier. Their soul purpose to traverse the landscape in teams and dismantle their enemies, to grind them into bloody dust with various tools. When Germany was defeated the Meat Soldat regiment went into hiding. We now enter the year 2013 and only one of these sickening soldiers remains.... and he is not happy...

Sunday, 14 July 2013

Day 195. The Bastille Boogerman


This man is so French that his nose is 600 times that of the normal human nose. Going by the alias "The Bastille Boogerman" this Parisian villain is extremely patriotic. He hates all other nations and will stop at nothing until he has sucked up all the "déchets toxiques" (what he calls non French people) through his gargantuan nostrils and disposes of them in his booger backpack, which grinds the bodies into dust. His right nostril doubles up as a bogey cannon.