This man is so French that his nose is 600 times that of the normal human nose. Going by the alias "The Bastille Boogerman" this Parisian villain is extremely patriotic. He hates all other nations and will stop at nothing until he has sucked up all the "déchets toxiques" (what he calls non French people) through his gargantuan nostrils and disposes of them in his booger backpack, which grinds the bodies into dust. His right nostril doubles up as a bogey cannon.
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