Showing posts with label France. Show all posts
Showing posts with label France. Show all posts

Tuesday, 27 August 2013

Gigi (1958) - Vincente Minnelli


A charming little tale, even if nothing of actual interest takes place. It does manage to hold your attention however... or at least for a while... until the pleasantly lullabylic tunes rock you gently to sleep.


Sunday, 14 July 2013

Day 195. The Bastille Boogerman


This man is so French that his nose is 600 times that of the normal human nose. Going by the alias "The Bastille Boogerman" this Parisian villain is extremely patriotic. He hates all other nations and will stop at nothing until he has sucked up all the "déchets toxiques" (what he calls non French people) through his gargantuan nostrils and disposes of them in his booger backpack, which grinds the bodies into dust. His right nostril doubles up as a bogey cannon.