Day 318. Hamurai

This heroic samurai wears a demonic pig mask into battle. It is a reflection of the evil that he faces.

Day 306. Soldier Eternal

Soldier Eternal is a soldier that has fought for over a millennia. Although he is technically mortal, his lust for battle is so great that he is kept forever young until he can be slain. So long as there is injustice in this world he will upgrade his armour and charge into battle with nothing but his fists. 

Day 265. Old Battle-Axe

This elderly woman has been involved in many battles over many years. But, after decades of warring, her fierce enemies (and friends alike) would jeer at her attempts at heroism. Not to mention her haggish personality certainly warranted the term "Old Battle-Axe". But lets be honest here, for an old gal shes in pretty good shape and although her hair is knotty, its very much full and overflowing. One of the only things sharper than her appearance, is the mighty battle-axe that she carries around with her. And then the only thing sharper than that are her skills at wielding it. 

Day 259. Invinity

To escape certain death due to an inoperable tumor, Invinity attempted to save himself by harnessing the attributes of a secret vine plant hidden deep in the amazon. The vine is biological immortal; it would never die due to sickness and its long limbs could grow indefinitely. When Invinity injected himself with the vines properties he found that his sickness had vanished. One downside however was that  his index and pinky fingers took on the same growing powers as the vines. Eventually he learned to stop them growing, but he was unable to stop them turning on him on the odd occasion! Almost every day was a constant battle but he refused to give into the evil way of the vines and stubbornly performed good deeds; even if that means he has to battle himself as well the villainy of this world!

Day 222. Totem

Totem was once a protector of an ancient tribe of Native Americans. That was until they betrayed him after an unsuccessful battle (which they blamed soley on him) and strapped him onto their giant totem pole. There he stayed for many many years. The tribe thought he had died and they buried him in the ground. In the year 2000 he rose out of the dirt and used a found psychic ability, grown out of hate, to take out his vengeance on the world.

Day 213. Snowstrike

Snowstrike is an insane droid made for warfare in the coldest regions of the planet; in the not so distant future. The only issue was most of the droids couldnt survive in those conditions for more than a few days... except for Snowstrike himself. Although he can survive in this climate his hardware is completely destroyed and erratic. All the droid can do is carry on its battle with anything... ANYTHING... that crosses it's path.

Day 204. Armournate

Armournate was once a man who fought in battle for those who were righteous. That was until he was struck by blazing catapult fire and killed. But his thirst for righteousness was so strong that his soul remained with his armour. The armour was put into a museum and it waited silently until the world became the most corrupt it had ever been. When it did what was left of the armour became animated and took to the streets to do battle with the evil that now consumed the world.

Day 135. No Dosh Josh

Skyrim Tim and Tissue Pile Niall finally found their ally, an old friend of theirs. But he was no longer the man they remembered. He had transformed into a hideous distortion of himself. After university No Dosh Josh went to live in London, the rent prices so high that he literally never had any money for himself. He had also made the mistake before Uni of promising himself to get a six pack before the three years were up... he had failed. Obsessed with reaching his goal he underwent paid medical steroid trials, on top of going to the gym twice a day, the side effects of the untested drugs warping his appearance. He got so large and tense that he was unable to pull the syringes out of his back and the residue of the steroids pumped into him constantly, forever bloating the left side of his body and leaving the right side shriveled in comparison.

The two heroes found No Dosh Josh doing what he always did... doing Jebbend Jack's washing up, the remnants from his reign of tyranny still floating in the Thames. At first he was skeptical of helping them defeat Loose-cannon Liam but upon hearing the Fifa killer had decided to skip leg day at the gym, he knew he had to put Liam down for his own good, better that than face the embarrassment of bitching out. The three traveled back to Heathwood Road and the ultimate show down began. After two months of epic, unexplainable, earth shattering battle No Dosh Josh, skateboard in hand, slew Loose-cannon Liam with a swift crack to the back of the head. 

Upset that he didnt get the kill Skyrim Tim yelled "ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!". Tissue Pile Niall was upset too considering he came very close to crushing Liam under a mountain of nose-blowing tissues (that's right, tissue for blowing the nose, nothing else... just had to clear that up........ pun unintended?). No Dosh Josh was just angry because of all the steroids and quickly the three heroes turned on each other! After two more months of battle the left side of No Dosh Josh's body exploded, destroying all of Bournemouth and the three heroes to boot. 

Only one survivor crawled out of the rubble. Jebbend Jack had survived!! It turns out Loose-cannon Liam never delivered the fatal blow and Jebbend Jack had bided his time, waiting for all the other Heathwood supers to destroy themselves. Now the world was his to ruin!!!!!

....... Thankfully, two weeks later, he died from running down the stairs too fast and falling down them