We were all young and stupid once... but this one guy was stupider than most. He went and got himself a tattoo. Not so stupid you might say, but what if I told you he got that tattoo from a creepy looking stranger who he met in a pub.... who was wearing a creepy top hat... and had three cats with him... one sat on each shoulder and the other in the hat... and a creepy skull painted on his face... and he offered the tattoo free of charge if he let him write about the tattooing in the young mans blood in a booked called "Demononica". Yeah, he sounds pretty stupid now, huh? But after a few pints the young man was willing to get a random smiley face tattooed upon his wrist and donated a small bottled size portion of blood from the other.
Very quickly the man found that the tattoo took on a life of its own. It took complete control of his left hand and would make the man do terrible things. It started off small, pick-pocketing, quickly groping strangers, but soon it turned to murder, arson, and all sorts of heinous acts. The man had had enough and ended up taking an axe to his own wrist, severing off the tattoo and everything south. Thus, Handyman was born and, after choking his old host to death, took off on a spree of criminal endeavors.
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