Showing posts with label Arms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Arms. Show all posts

Tuesday, 15 October 2013

Day 288. Applause


Applause was always made fun of for having short arms, unfortunately for those that insulted him, this only meant that his hands could clap together with more explosively than anyone in history. Now he insults all of society by applauding their deaths; victims to his mighty clapping shockwaves.

Friday, 11 January 2013

Day 11. One Man Army


Jack Thunder is an ex-bodybuilder turned career criminal who originally rose to fame because of his freakish, gorilla-like arms which, from shoulder to fingertip, are even longer than his body. After being heavily criticized for steroid abuse he turned away from the public-eye and rose as the king of an underground drugs ring. His narcissistic and self-absorbed nature make him difficult to trust, even for his business partners. They know deep down he's only out for number one and so, given his abnormal physique, they aptly dubbed him the "One Man Army". Although not surprisingly, they never said this to his face.