Saturday 11 May 2013

Day 131. Skyrim Tim


A procrastinator at such a level that he would rather chase down and stop his arch enemy, Jebbend Jack, than revise for his exams which are just next week. But at least that means he automatically gets labelled a super hero. He never sleeps, relentlessly training to become a better hero and hockey player, so much so that he has received awards for being so dedicated. It is said that his power comes from within his Hunter's snap back hat and that his life force is fed by music... primarily Macklemore and Taylor Swift. Because of this he must always travel with his laptop or he will waste away into nothingness. A secondary ability of his is the ability to kill any song... relentlessly playing it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over......... and over again. He ties villains down and forces them to experience the music murder first hand until they too suffer the same fate. He also plays a lot of Skyrim... I guess.

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