Day 290. Vomitzer

He hates to do it but he can't help himself. Whenever he drinks too much, Vomitzer vomits up lazers. It's so painful he cries tears of blood, and the experience so upsetting that his drunken fury has become unmatched. He drinks to numb the pain and the cycle begins all over again.

Day 158. Naughtycal

Naughtycal was a troubled young man. He would always run around naked as a boy, except for an eye patch, and had an unhealthy obsession with piraties. Ironically though he was terrified of water. He would shout at his parents as he ran around, a cardboad box as his pirate ship, claiming to be "naughtiest pirate of all!". As he grew older he found out he had the power of shooting lazers from his fingers. This power gave him the oppurtunity to become a real pirate. He never ventured to the sea but he caused enough havoc on land to make up for it.