Day 290. Vomitzer

He hates to do it but he can't help himself. Whenever he drinks too much, Vomitzer vomits up lazers. It's so painful he cries tears of blood, and the experience so upsetting that his drunken fury has become unmatched. He drinks to numb the pain and the cycle begins all over again.

Day 271. Hans

This is Tinkerbell's brother.... Hans. Thankfully for Captain Hook, Hans was off on holiday, battling gigantic monsters (yes, he considers that a holiday) during the pirates reign of tyranny. If Hans had been present he would have probably made a rug out of the vicious sea fairer. He's the kind of person who hates seeing children pull the wings off of insects, but enjoys pulling the limbs off of bad guys.