Despite him being the one to kill Jebbend Jack and put an end to his reign of tyranny, the fifa induced rage that toppled the devious deceiver never ended. It went on and on. He scoured X-box live looking to take on all comers, if his opponent was victorious he would hurl his controller out of the window with such accuracy that he could hit his target even if they were on the other side of the planet... fatally. No one knows why the remorseless killer gets so upset, maybe it's the angry, indecipherable, music that blares from his room, or perhaps because he forces himself to eat out of date food just so that no one else can have it...... all we can say is this..... lose the pretend football game if you want to live.
