Showing posts with label Old lady. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Old lady. Show all posts

Wednesday, 14 August 2013

Day 226. Gransaw


Ever seen those old ladies who really hate children? You ain't never seen an old lady who hates them as much as Gransaw! She hates them so much that she runs them down in town centres with a Buzzsaw attached to her strange... bag... trolley... thing...... what even are those? You'd think that she'd not be hard to stop but shes had so much of her body surgically replaced with metal over the years that she's like a geriatric terminator.



Sunday, 4 August 2013

Day 216. Penny-Man


The mighty Penny-man is the most honorable of all heroes. He gives up his free time by collecting money for charity. It is literally all that he does. One day a young child came up to him and asked him "are you a Penny-man?". The hero smiled, "yes... I suppose I am". Just at that moment a mugger stole an old ladies purse. The newly dubbed Penny-man hurtled towards the mugger and beat him into a pulp with his bucket full of pennies. The bucket was guided by honour and all that is good. Fighting crime was his new calling and he went on to defeat far more despicable beings than that mugger and still found time to collect pennies for the less fortunate. What a great person he is.

Thursday, 14 February 2013

Day 45. Geriacrobatric and Yorkshire Terrorier


A master of Tai-Chi and formerly an acrobat at the circus, Geriacrobatric is the soul survivor of her family. Her children and grandchildren were taken from her mercilessly during a burglary of her home and from that day forward she chose to fight crime along with her sidekick, and pet, Yorkshire Terrorier. For years she had trained in martial arts and despite her weaknesses due to age, her ability to use her opponent's weight against them is second to none. She also has a heart that just will not quit, no matter what pain is inflicted on her she will get up and carry on fighting! Already consumed by the guilt of not looking after her family she will do whatever it takes to stop evil in its tracks. For as much as she can help it she will make sure that not a single innocent drop of blood will be spilt further!