The mighty Penny-man is the most honorable of all heroes. He gives up his free time by collecting money for charity. It is literally all that he does. One day a young child came up to him and asked him "are you a Penny-man?". The hero smiled, "yes... I suppose I am". Just at that moment a mugger stole an old ladies purse. The newly dubbed Penny-man hurtled towards the mugger and beat him into a pulp with his bucket full of pennies. The bucket was guided by honour and all that is good. Fighting crime was his new calling and he went on to defeat far more despicable beings than that mugger and still found time to collect pennies for the less fortunate. What a great person he is.
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