This unlikely hero's powers stem from the same realm as Jebbend Jack's. The difference being that Tissue Pile Niall uses these powers for good.... Or so he would claim (hmmmmmmm). No one knows how or why he tears toilet paper up and places the remains scattered around the floor but it matters not. For it confuses and stuns his opponents. It confuses Loose-cannon Liam so much that even if Tissue Pile Niall defeats him at fifa he forgets all about it. Galaxy rappers and Dr. Pepper cans galore litter wherever he goes, like a calling card for justice. He had originally planned to battle Jebbend Jack with his own tsunami of random litter in an epic collision that would shake the universe but unfortunately he got caught up trying to finish a quarter of his girls size portion of spaghetti bolognese; Meanwhile Loose-cannon Liam was beating Jebbend Jack to death with one of his X Box controllers. Now he travels the world with Skyrim Tim searching for an ally to bring down the villainous Loose-cannon Liam. To remain undetected by his enemy he currently goes by his alter ego, Niall Mareesh.
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