Mark was always known for having an incredibly strong neck. So strong that, when he used to work in his local pub, he would carry and balance kegs upon it, several at a time. It was his party trick, until one day something went horribly wrong. As well as the kegs, he placed a small wooden mug on top of his head to show off some extra balancing skill. Unfortunately for Mark the weight of the kegs was so great that it forced the mug down and it completely engulfed his head! Thankfully he also, as well as his awesome neck strength, had quite the set of lungs on him. The first thing he did was gasp for air and breathed frantically as he panicked. The heat from his powerful breath caused the wood to expand and grow larger and larger. His face, already fused to the wood expanded with it. Eventually a couple small cracks allowed him to breath but his head would be forever changed. Not a bad thing though, strap a couple metal plates around the top and base of the giant mug and youve got yourself one hell of a hammer wielding super hero.
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