This former "Bro" ("An alpha male idiot.... identifies excessively with brand names, spends a female amount of money on clothes and obsesses over his appearance to a degree that is not socially acceptable for a heterosexual male" Urban Dictionary Definition of "Bro".) was, and still is, an asshole. Its okay, its what we've come to expect. The difference between him and every other bro is that he has a severe case of Ehlers–Danlos syndrome. He also has an exceptional pain threshold and doesn't mind showing off to Bro-Hoes all the time with his freakish flexibility to the point where he's willing to truly hurt himself. Because of the abnormality of his disease he under went a series of x-rays, so many that the radiation had a crazy reaction to his stupid lime grime new era hat that hasn't been considered fashionable ever and his entire body turned transparent. His joints were healed but his flexibility remained the same. He now travels through the night like a phantom gremlin, causing trouble and generally acting like a douche at all times.
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