Have you ever had a taco which just didn't taste quite right? Well... this take would take one hell of a beating in that department. The main ingredient of this taco... human! A crazy cannibal once used to chop up his victims and use the meat to create tasty Mexican dishes. This time however he mis-placed his taco, for it had fallen behind the fridge in his basement. There it festered for years and became so engrossed in bacteria that it soon developed its own consciousness and, pulling DNA information from the meat in the taco, grew into a were-taco. When the cannibal returned to his basement one day he found instead that he was one the menu! After consuming the cannibal the giant man-eating taco went on its own carnivorous spree.
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