Day 162. Shadow Cop

She used to be a cop. But she turned so crooked that even her shadow took life and began to drive her further and further into deranged madness and criminality. When she shoots one gun at you, always trust that her shadow is shooting a second.

Day 148. Ballistic

Ballistic is a sea faring hero from a time long past. He travels the seven seas alone in his ship, "Ballistic's Baby", searching out pirates to attack with his converted gun arms. Because of his short temper and shocking methods he is often mistaken for a pirate himself. The authorities would be wise not to test him too much. If he feels they are hindering his mission of justice he will quickly go ballistic and turn his ballistics on them!

Day 126. Hot Wheelz

The moral of this story is simple. Never make fun of a kid a wheel chair by racing him around the school playground screaming "Hot Wheelz! Nyaaaoooooowwww!!!". The reason for his is that when he grows up he may turn out to be a psychopath who straps endless amounts military level ammunition to his chair... and guess whose town he's bombing first.....