Tuesday, 17 September 2013

Day 260. Chuggles


Chuggles was born a clown. That's right. When he popped out of his mother he was fully donned with makeup and hair which was genuinely part of his genetic makeup and as everyone knows... clowns are inherently evil. He donned the name Chuggles' in remembrance of his two clown friends, Juggles and Chuggles, after murdering them in cold blood for no reason whatsoever. He is so evil that the laws of physics don't apply to him and even bullets to the chest aren't enough to keep him down for long. Everywhere he goes colour is stripped from the world and left in a dull black and white.

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