Many many thousands of years ago... around the year 2015... a waterproof television, with an inbuilt blu-ray player and brand new infinite battery, accidentally fell into the sea. The blu-ray within it was a collection of all Bruce Lee films which played on a constant loop. It was seen by an overly curious fish who hid the shiny thing away and returned to it often. When he had a son that fish would watch the same Bruce Lee films for his entire life, the same with his son... and then his. This went on for thousands of years until the fishes descendants had eventually evolved into a kung fu fighting fish, both deadly in the sea and on land. Incorrectly dubbed Fish Waste, as it was believed the fish was a result of nuclear waste, Fish Waste embraced the title, knowing full well that it could lay waste to any wrong doer it came across. It donned the morals of its hero Bruce Lee and battled for the forces of good until the day he died... to which the day after he was immediately served up with chips... he was delicious.
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