Friday, 25 January 2013

Day 25. UG!


The only word he can speak is "UG!". Transported by scientists into the future, from (presumably) the cretaceous period, you can imagine this caveman's linguistic skills wouldn't be particularly well developed. Science may claim that men and dinosaurs existed 65million years apart from each other, but then how does it explain how he brought with him his two pet dinosaurs, the unlikey pairing of a triceratops and tyrannosaurus rex, hmm? The giant beasts understandably follow his lead as he displays the rawest strength known in the history of mankind, maybe even of all animals that ever existed. Although simple minded, his heart his true, and he will defend the innocent with the help of his Dino-Sidekicks and Bone-Club.

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